the-full-grohac asked:

Two part question.
First part:
How hard did you train to become the worst?
Second part:
You are the worst.

Becoming the worst wasn’t easy.  You can’t just wake up one morning and decide to be the worst; the worst has to be earned.  I trained in 1000x gravity doing worst push-ups and running worst laps.  I ate nothing but worst smoothies and slept only worst hours a night.

Now I’m the very worst, like no one ever was.  DAH NAHN-NAHN-NA